Saturday, April 20, 2013

Land Shark

Driving home Friday I spotted the deadly Land Shark carousing by.


4 comments:

K said...

Actually, what's that?

Brett said...

K- I have no idea what it actually is. It was a truck hauling something. As I watched to go across the freeway it looked like a dorsal fin from a shark.

Chevy Chase said...

Candygram

Brett said...

[Scene: Interior. A New York apartment. There is a knock at the door.]
Woman: [speaking through closed door] Yes?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?
Woman: Who?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?
Woman: Who is it?
Voice: [pause] Flowers.
Woman: Flowers for whom?
Voice: [long pause] Plumber, ma'am.
Woman: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?
Voice: [pause] Candygram.
Woman: Candygram, my foot! You get out of here before I call the police! You're the shark, and you know it!
Voice: Wait. I-I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.
Woman: A dolphin? Well... Okay. [opens door]